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December 10, 2009

Safety Humor

Winter weather is coming, but a good laugh will help keep you warm:

  • Blizzard: A storm that winterrupts traffic.
  • Winter: The age of shivery and shovelry.
  • Headline: Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter
  • Think about this: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • It was so cold . . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
  • Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
  • There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
  • Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

From the Washington Post weather blog.

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